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tylerhecklins:

I just found the best video ever. I need to gif it.

(Source: lewky)

tmills:

81. Inside every one of us, an amusement park, and in that amusement park, a house of horrors.

aradiachel:

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough

(Source: theskymaid)

brizzbee:

That is the politest “Bitch please…” face I have ever seen

(Source: kurtblaine)

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Don’t be too clingy. Having someone care about you is nice, but having someone’s head shoved up yo ass is painful as fuck

iluvmeannotyou:

best part

Yes.

gentledom:

Internalize this.

on a math test: 2+2
me: Use calculator just in case
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Things bisexuals aren’t:

fuckyeahbisexualityisawesome:

  • Going through a phase
  • Really gay and just in the closet
  • Looking for attention
  • Polyamorous
  • Mythical 
  • “Slutty”
  • Really straight and just experimenting

Things bisexuals are: 

  • Bisexual
  • Freakin’ awesome
Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
Me: Their sexual tension is killing me.